May 2012
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Watchmiiitch:
PRAISE BEYSUS
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
