May 2013
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
tyl3rwyl3r:
strider69:
so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”
and i just
This is so much better it’s ridiculous.
best-of-funny:
multipack:
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
X
suchagaymer:
jerkidiot:
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
congragulation:
WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
holyschm1tt:
i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
theyellowbrickroad:
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
best-of-funny:
roughrimjob:
when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind
X
If I want someone, they don't want me. If someone...
sodamnrelatable:
android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
